Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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