Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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