nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
