Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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