Got a toothbrush?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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