But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
another moral hangover. fuck.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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