Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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