we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I know her cup size but not her name....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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