Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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