You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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