how do flat chested girls get laid?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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