Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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