Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's never too late to be topless.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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