she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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