I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Randomize