A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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