The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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