I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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