i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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