I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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