She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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