so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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