Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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