i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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