Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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