if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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