Swine flu. Run for my life!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
is this the sara with the beer cane?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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