You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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