Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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