dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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