no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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