Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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