If i come over, it means nothing
return my video game
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Randomize
