I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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