just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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