Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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