i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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