yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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