He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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