brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
