people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
We smell like vodka and hangover
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