on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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