But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
