So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
