is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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