You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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