I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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