I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
did i just pee glitter
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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