Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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