Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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