i just made my gag reflex go away.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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